Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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