Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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