Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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