I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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