Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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