Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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