I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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