Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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