do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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