So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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