Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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