So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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