when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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