I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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