There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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