All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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