everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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