I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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