found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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