What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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