physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
