It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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