are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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