Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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