i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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