She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
