You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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