69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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