Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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