I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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