Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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