I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We don't watch enough power rangers
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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