Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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