You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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