Your tits are I can't wait for
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
