I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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