Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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