it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
this just has baby written all over it
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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