That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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