real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
bring money and cleavage
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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