i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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