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• (806): View more from Texas

  Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.

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• (650): View more from California

  I love my bros weed

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  Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me

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