i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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