Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.