I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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