Where did you get a picture of my penis
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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