Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We named our party play list daddy issues
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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