Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
