my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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