So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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