when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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