The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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