dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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