What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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