So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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